MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.
Turns out laughter is a surprisingly good introduction.
THE WORLD HAS
ENOUGH DOUBT.
Become a PLACEBO Dealer™
The world’s most honest side hustle.
No actual qualifications required.
Those come later.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
SIGNIFICANTLY WEIRDER.
Most side hustles give you a referral link.
We issue official PLACEBO Dealer Licenses.
Because if you’re going to prescribe
Confidence, Calm, Charisma, Optimism, Abundance...
...and occasionally provide
Limited Manifestation Assistance™...
...you should probably have the paperwork.
NO FILLERS.
JUST VIBES.
JUST VIBES.
100% BELIEF
POWERED.
POWERED.
DAILY CARE
FOR YOUR MINDSET.
FOR YOUR MINDSET.
RESULTS ARE
(PRETTY MUCH)
GUARANTEED.
(PRETTY MUCH)
GUARANTEED.
WHAT DOES A PLACEBO DEALER ACTUALLY DO?
Great question.
Mostly...
You make people smile.
You introduce people to the PLACEBO Universe.
You remind them not to take life quite so seriously.
Every once in a while...
Someone says,
“Wait... where did you get that?”
That’s usually how it starts.
A GIFT PEOPLE WANT TO GIVE.
Birthdays. Coworkers. Holidays. Just because.
INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO THE UNIVERSE.
One bottle.
One laugh.
One new believer at a time.
GET REWARDED.
Yes...
Dealers earn commissions too.
We figured you’d ask.
Warning: Becoming a Dealer may result in
random people asking where you got that hoodie..
...and a suspicious number of good things happening.